some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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