I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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