I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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