I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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