Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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