I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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