Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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