Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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