i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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