its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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