If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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