She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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