Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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