school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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