Can Purell be used as lube?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
