It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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