Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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