This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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