i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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