but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I think we might need a safe word for this...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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