Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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