if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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