he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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