end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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