I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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