I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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