The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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