my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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