fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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