I just threw up on my dentist
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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