Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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