He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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