I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He better not be in your backpack
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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