Me too!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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