i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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