wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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