idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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