She said her name was "party"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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