I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
where are my eyebrows?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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