There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
