Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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