I'll bet she douches with gravy.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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