I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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