don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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