Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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