We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
