oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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