brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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