I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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