Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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