Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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