the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Randomize
