absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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