yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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