I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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