Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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