I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Duck Duck Cougar?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You're a disaster
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